The Staking of Melonferatu
Mar. 17th, 2010 02:34 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
kleenexwomanA few weeks ago, I bought a baby watermelon from the little independent grocery store down the street. Not having a craving for watermelon for a while, I kept it in my fridge, hoping it would not roll out and smash onto my toe when I opened the fridge door.
Today was bright and sunny and warm, and I wanted melon. But the melon in my fridge had been in there for two weeks...would be still be good? In order to find out, I went to the Internet. And came across...
THE LEGEND OF THE VAMPIRE MELONS.
So I had to deal with my Melonferatu. You can see the saga here.
Today was bright and sunny and warm, and I wanted melon. But the melon in my fridge had been in there for two weeks...would be still be good? In order to find out, I went to the Internet. And came across...
THE LEGEND OF THE VAMPIRE MELONS.
So I had to deal with my Melonferatu. You can see the saga here.
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Date: 2010-03-17 06:48 am (UTC)But how do they suck blood if they don't have any teeth? Do they lurk around hospitals hoping for a chance to lick wounds?
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Date: 2010-03-18 02:21 am (UTC)oh ugh, i thought i made that album accessible to everyone. I'll put up the photos here when my fingers work better.
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