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kleenexwoman) wrote2010-03-17 02:34 am
kleenexwoman) wrote2010-03-17 02:34 am
The Staking of Melonferatu
A few weeks ago, I bought a baby watermelon from the little independent grocery store down the street. Not having a craving for watermelon for a while, I kept it in my fridge, hoping it would not roll out and smash onto my toe when I opened the fridge door.
Today was bright and sunny and warm, and I wanted melon. But the melon in my fridge had been in there for two weeks...would be still be good? In order to find out, I went to the Internet. And came across...
THE LEGEND OF THE VAMPIRE MELONS.
So I had to deal with my Melonferatu. You can see the saga here.
Today was bright and sunny and warm, and I wanted melon. But the melon in my fridge had been in there for two weeks...would be still be good? In order to find out, I went to the Internet. And came across...
THE LEGEND OF THE VAMPIRE MELONS.
So I had to deal with my Melonferatu. You can see the saga here.
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But how do they suck blood if they don't have any teeth? Do they lurk around hospitals hoping for a chance to lick wounds?
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oh ugh, i thought i made that album accessible to everyone. I'll put up the photos here when my fingers work better.
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