College college blah blah blah

As longtime readers of my journal may know, I was accepted into Central Michigan University. It is now fall 2004, my beginning semester, and the Internet around campus has been down for eight days. Today is the first day that I have been able to check my mail, read my friendlist, or post on any of my message boards.
Therefore, I am now posting this comprehensive guide to my first few days at CMU. I have posted several day-by-day accounts of my activities in certain places. Some of them have been even been responded to.
This account, I promise, will be more interesting than the last few. I dish minor dirt.

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