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Are you a current OnStar subscriber? : No

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Name: Charles Xavier
Email Address: [redacted]
Address: 104 Main Street
City: Westchester
State: New York
Zip/Postal Code: 31419

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Message: Hello OnStar,

I run a private school for gifted youngsters and am looking for some specialized services. Can OnStar be installed into a jet plane and then linked into a telepathy-magnification device?

Receive periodic e-mail from OnStar? Yes

It was a slow day. Very slow. Sent this to one of my conferenceroommates and the jerk didn't get it. Junked it.

I would appreciate a quick reply, as I do need the navigation and connectivity services that OnStar alone can provide. I know that OnStar already services the needs of other superheroes, as I recall having seen the TV commercials portraying Batman using the service... However, it occurs to me that OnStar may not be able to provide coverage in the Marvel universe.

--Prof. Charles Xavier

Got a standard "Call Customer Care" letter back. My team has no sense of humor.