Writer's Block: On the Airwaves

[kleenexwoman]

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I would have a television station, because I don't really listen to the radio anymore. It would be called WREW. The programming would be split equally between cartoons from the late 80's/early-to-mid 90's, and homoerotic buddy cop-type shows from every era (and by equally I mean one hour of cartoons, one hour of secret agents making moony eyes at each other, rinse, repeat). On the weekends, we would switch it up a little and air instructional and informational filmstrips in between episodes of sketch comedy shows. The only commercials would be along the lines of these, acted out in 30-second spots by anyone who cared to wander into the studio and shoot one.

In other news: I just got back from a job interview at a supermarket and I will know if I've gotten the job by tomorrow. Today, clean the bathroom, get my blinker looked at, buy more power steering fluid, and do all of this in time to go with Dad to visit my grandma. Then I need to fold a month's worth of clean laundry (and I got a package with KILL BILL SHOTGLASSES AND ASSLOADS OF DELICIOUS TEA from majorenglishesq! which reminds me that I also need to go to the post office, wooo).

Life is so hard, yes it is.

Comments

[dfordoom.livejournal.com]

because I don't really listen to the radio anymore.

I didn't know they still had radio. It's years since I've listened to a radio. In fact I don't even possess a radio.

[kleenexwoman.livejournal.com]

I really only know because my mother likes the "Soft hits of today--no country or rap!" station. I mostly listen to mix CDs in the car. (Which gives me an idea for a radio station now, granted--all country and rap, all day long. I wonder if that would pull in any statistically significant demographic.)

[neverreal.livejournal.com]

I would definitely watch your TV station!!

[majorenglishesq.livejournal.com]

See? This is exactly what I wanted for my stuff. Glad it's gone to a good home.