you're out living it up today. i've got dues to pay.

[kleenexwoman]

My mother lost her crazy expensive ring that her BF/fiance got her, so of course, after tearing her kitchen apart, she called me to ask if I had any psychic powers and could tell her where the hell her ring went. "Sorry," I said. "No psychic powers. Try looking in the freezer, though?" (Whenever I lose anything, it almost invariably migrates to the freezer. I can't explain this.)

Anyway, I did a quick three-card tarot reading for her which told her that:
A) she had lost something very important to her
B) she was looking for it
C) it would probably remain lost until it was found.
THE CARDS, THEY KNOW ALL.

I did also tell her that it would probably be in a significant place, and that finding it would probably also allow her to discover something important. So there you go. Anyway, she didn't find it yet, but she did go to a psychic fair this morning to discuss it with any psychics who might sense her distress. Apparently, she talked to a lady who told her to look at something that was orange (but sort of peachy-apricot orange, not orange-orange), and also showed her how to use a pendulum. She also told my mom that in order to assist in finding a job, I should get a whole unshelled pecan, tell it what kind of job I wanted and what kind of money I wanted to be pulling down, and carry it around with me when I turned in applications and went to job interviews.

I also need good vibes and good energy. That's hard. :( Unless I'm driving my brother to work or going out and submitting/collecting job applications (and I think I've exhausted most places within a five-mile radius by now), I have so little to get up and out of bed for. I probably should be writing or making jewelry to try and sell, but...oh god. Effort.

If you are a day person and are not employed or a housespouse/stay-at-home parent or in school, what do you do all day?

THINGS TO DO LIST FOR NEXT WEEK:
1) Get pecan
2) Work magic on pecan
3) Do laundry, shower
4) Take car in
5) Collect job applications
6) Fill out job applications
7) Submit job applications
8) Work on The Script Of Doom
9) Profit?

Comments

[kleenexwoman.livejournal.com]

Yes, please. I don't even know what a rootworker is :/

[cobaltnine.livejournal.com]

Now, I've a little experience in this area - never lost my wallet since I got a lucky penny from a rootworker once, and that's where my trust comes in, even though my primary irreligious beliefs are...slightly problematical for some of the practices.

Now, here's what one does: You get the right kind of candle (I'm waffling between yellow and green for you) and 'dress' it with the right kind of oil. This is kind of like anointing, but mostly just coating in a particular way. The most basic thing to do is take a written petition and place it under the candle. Burn as directed - usually straight through seven days, but there are other ways of handling it - and take note of the flame, wax buildup, etc. At the end, magic's been worked and the candle's burn itself will give one a resultant message.

I need a little practice, so if you want, I'll do it for the price of your petition hand-written in the mail. E-mail me if you want to take me up on that; I need to reorder candles anyway.

[kleenexwoman.livejournal.com]

oooooooh.

What's your e-mail address?