kleenexwoman | Tweets for Today

Things too trivial to make entirely new posts for:

04:40 It's 4:30 AM, and Mr. T wants me to buy a Flavawave so I can make guiltless fried chicken in 20 minutes. I'm almost convinced. #
05:29 We have novella length \o/ #
17:07 Working on laptop at coffeehouse. LOL most cliche of college writers. #
17:08 Art League Cookbook has no recipes! Just art. Was hoping for Dadaesque banana bread, or impressionistic eggplant parmesan. #
22:02 Seth made me watch Kingdom Hospital. Understood everything except for giant anteater. Want one as pet, though. #
22:05 Anubis = jackal-head god of afterlife in Egypt myth. AnTubis = anteater god of afterlife in, uh, Northeast myth? #

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