zombie meme

[kleenexwoman]

You are in a mall when the zombies attack. You have: one weapon, one song blasting on the speakers, one famous person to fight alongside you. (Weapon can be real or fictional; you may assume endless ammo if applicable. Person can be real or fictional.)

Song: "Shut Me Up," Mindless Self-Indulgence, because it pumps you up and gives you energy. (Later to be switched to "Don't Make Me Kill You Again" by the Groovie Ghoulies if we get tired or bored.)

Cherry Darling from Planet Terror for both person and weapon. (I would also get an ice scraper. One with a really strong, extendable handle with a rubber gripper, and a really sharp, strong blade. Because I'm an ice scraper ninja.)

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In other news, I just put on the A/C for the first time this year.

Comments

[josephwaldman.livejournal.com]

Weapon: gun. ("The Declaration of Independence makes a difference." -- Melville)

Song: What Goes On, The Velvet Underground

Famous person: Joseph Stalin. (Fuck you. He beat Hitler. He's my fetish, okay?)

[josephwaldman.livejournal.com]

Ah, but those armies were directed by his laser-like willpower.

[dr-ninjapants.livejournal.com]

I like your answers, they are awesome.

You need an ice scraper ninja icon!!!

[kleenexwoman.livejournal.com]

Thanks! So are yours. A wizard staff or ring of power would be way easy, plus you could turn the zombies into fun things once you kill them. Or just make them obey your every whim. Good thinking.

[anivad.livejournal.com]

Person: Marvin the Paranoid Android

Weapon: The Point of View Gun.

Song: So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish.

Depressed zombies ftw. \o/

[kleenexwoman.livejournal.com]

I like your strategy. Poor zombies, they'd be flopping around moaning, too depressed to eat anyone or tear anyone apart.

[josephwaldman.livejournal.com]

That DNA picked the name "Marvin" is just perfect. There's only ever been one cool person with the first name "Marvin", and that's Marvin Gaye (Lee Marvin sorta counts). Every other Marvin is, well, like my dad. Who's just like the robot. Oy, parents can be cruel when they name their kids.

[ninjaking.livejournal.com]

that just made my day

[kleenexwoman.livejournal.com]

\o/ I'm amazed at how many I have when I don't even have a car anymore.

[josephwaldman.livejournal.com]

Wait, I didn't realize I was in a mall. Lemme change my answers:

Weapon: golf clubs from a sporting good store (kudos to Genghis Khan in Bill & Ted.

Song: that one hit that Tiffany had.

Famous person: Silent Bob.

[kleenexwoman.livejournal.com]

Silent Bob would be awesome to kill zombies with.

[josephwaldman.livejournal.com]

I have a vision of a lightsaber made up entirely of the "muthamuthafuck" rap in my hands.

[neverreal.livejournal.com]

Great choice for the weapon/person!

[kleenexwoman.livejournal.com]

Thanks!