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kleenexwomanReasons it was worth getting up today:
--Free brownies at the U.C. as part of some sort of special event week thingy. Everything is scheduled for times when I already have shit to do...but free brownies! Also "ornamental" grapes. Mmm, overlooked vitamins.
--"F1 boss Max Mosley has sick Nazi orgy with 5 hookers!
Son of fascist Hitler lover in sex shame!" There's a video. They drink tea.
Reasons it was not worth getting up today:
--It's fucking snowing again. Just a little, but it is snowing.
--I'm sneakily watching old spy shows on AOL video while I have two hours between classes to kill, and I just realized that the classy main character keeps inserting these little vocal pauses into all his sentences, and I had a boyfriend that used to do that all the time too and it drove me fucking insane, and now not only can I not un-hear it, but every time I look at this suave spy with a cleft in his chin I will identify him with a 300-lb. Jewish redhead who thinks he has the soul of a grizzly bear.
--Free brownies at the U.C. as part of some sort of special event week thingy. Everything is scheduled for times when I already have shit to do...but free brownies! Also "ornamental" grapes. Mmm, overlooked vitamins.
--"F1 boss Max Mosley has sick Nazi orgy with 5 hookers!
Son of fascist Hitler lover in sex shame!" There's a video. They drink tea.
Reasons it was not worth getting up today:
--It's fucking snowing again. Just a little, but it is snowing.
--I'm sneakily watching old spy shows on AOL video while I have two hours between classes to kill, and I just realized that the classy main character keeps inserting these little vocal pauses into all his sentences, and I had a boyfriend that used to do that all the time too and it drove me fucking insane, and now not only can I not un-hear it, but every time I look at this suave spy with a cleft in his chin I will identify him with a 300-lb. Jewish redhead who thinks he has the soul of a grizzly bear.
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Date: 2008-04-01 04:36 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2008-04-01 05:05 pm (UTC)I'm reminded all of a sudden of the "Town Talk" segment of UHF (which we must get together and watch sometime). "Lesbian Nazi hookers abducted by aliens and forced into weight-loss programs. All next week, on 'Town Talk'!" *gets hit over the head with a folding chair by a Klansman*
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