Name Meme

[kleenexwoman]

If you call me Rachel, you know me from real life.
If you call me Rachie Liz, you are my grandmother.
If you call me Sweet Pea, you are my father.
If you call me Rachel Elizabeth, you are my mom and you are angry with me.
If you call me Miss Weisserman, you are one of my teachers.
If you call me Rachel W., you read my column in Stuff Magazine.
If you call me Veronica Catherine Richards, you know me from Fanfiction.Net.
If you call me Dejah Thoris, you are Lannon Unick. Hello.
If you call me Kleenexwoman (or any variant thereof), you know me from an Internet board.
If you call me Random Antagonist, you are Katana and you think I'm a witch from Detroit.
If you call me Nova Adams, you are, possibly, Neil Rubin.
If you call me "that crazy bitch", you know me from school. Hello.
If you call me "what?" you are my brother Brian.
If you call me Sarafeena you are a five-year-old from Traverse City.

Comments

[atrypical.livejournal.com]

Huh? What's this?

[gyr-falre.livejournal.com]

what if I call you the one that got away?

[kleenexwoman.livejournal.com]

Then you're an old boyfriend. Or you have mistaken me for a fish.

[crabcakes.livejournal.com]

i am so sorry

[kleenexwoman.livejournal.com]

about what?

[neverreal.livejournal.com]

Ahh, now I finally know your actual name!
(This is andi from FF btw, I got a new LJ and bla. Just in case you didn't know :) )

_andi
xxx