I made it out of clay.

This made me laugh. I didn't know James Morrow was working for The Onion.

Question for people on my flist: If you do not identify as Christian, do you celebrate Christmas or do Christmas-y type things, like putting up a fir-tree-like-object in your house and slapping glitter and baubles all over it? If so, why?

( and don't get me started on chanukah bushes, please )