Lupercalia post!

Happy Horny Werewolf Day!
Well, technically that was yesterday. Two days ago, now...but Lupercalia, like Christmas, is one of those things where the spirit should really live all year round. Why should there be a designated holiday to slap the one you love with a blood-soaked goatskin whip, I ask?

Anyway, I wrote stuff for people. If I did not write something for you here, it does not mean I do not love you, it means it turned longer and more complex and eventually it'll show up when you least expect it.

Me/her for nyghtshayde (poem)
( Ice blue skies… )

Danny/Tim, for beetle_breath (limericks)
( There once was an artist named Tim )

Dandies, for drowningxfate (poem)
( Silk and satin… )

Dragon/princess bitey-ness for superfinemind (story)
( Do virgins taste better?  )

Frottage for evillunch (poem)
( Oh, the wonderful thing about frottage )

Original yuri and these two video game characters for tophet_perish (story)
( I really made it up as I went along )

Girl/lycanthrope for oddzade (story)
( Hungry like the wolf… )

Still, I remain tied to the mast

I'm technically not supposed to be online tonight. I'm supposed to be concentrating on the essay on the function of heroes in ancient Greek epics that is due TOMORROW, and for once I didn't just forget about it, it was assigned to me yesterday after an extended passive-aggressive argument with Koper over the following subjects:
--Whether there was a difference between "social" and "societal" (answer: YES, YES THERE IS--"societal" is what you do and the role you fulfill, "social" is how you do it and how you interact with others)
--Why fictional heroes are different from real heroes (answer: fictional heroes are, for the most part, monster-slayers, and real heroes are, for the most part, peacemakers--the two function very, very differently)
--Why ancient Greek heroes are very different from modern American heroes (answer: ancient Greek heroes were exemplars of the social code of honor, brotherhood, and vengeance, and American heroes are exemplars of "fuck the system, man")
And now I have to write that up in a formal essay with citations.

Also anivad tagged me for this thing. Whoo.

Guilt	What is yours?	Explain yourself
Culinary:	Little Debbie Fudge Brownies	Knowing that I like my chocolate, Kathryn bought me a whole box of these for Valentine's Day. They're filled with empty calories and carbohydrates, but they're really not so bad if you microwave 'em for fifteen seconds and wash them down with some milk you snuck out from the cafeteria (I'm reduced to stealing 2% milk in an insulated cup, what have I come to?).
Literary:	Reading "Quicksilver" over and over and over.	It's just so GOOD! Weird gay Isaac Newton and his unrequited love intellectual sidekick, Daniel Stephenson Marty Stu-family Waterhouse! Syphilitic vagabonds who are missing their yards getting finger-fucked by Qwlghmian harem girl economists! Extended Stephensonian rants on science and the mechanistic universe!
Audiovisual:	"Keeping the Faith".	It's a cute little romantic comedy with Ben Stiller as a rabbi, Edward Norton as a priest, and some blonde girl who's related to Danny Elfman. And they have a threesome. Well, no, they don't, but it'd end much better if they did.
Musical:	"Hungry Like the Wolf," Duran Duran	nyghtshayde sent me two CDs of "Alpha's Songs to Fuck By," and this was on it, and I can't stop listening to it. Werewolves are sexy, and music is sexy, and songs about werewolves are really sexy.
Celebrity:	I want Crispin Glover to have sex with Jeff Combs on the set of "Wizard of Gore." Does that make me a bad person?	I REFUSE TO APOLOGIZE. La la la, Courtney Peldon doesn't exist.