he had a hornet's nest buzzing in his brainpan

It's very, very seldom that I post memes in my journal...but this one is really too accurate to pass up showing everyone.
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My little cousin Rebecca always wears pink. I asked her during Passover if she wore pink on the outside because she felt pink on the inside, and she just laughed at me.
I take things very literally, so I always make sure to wear at least one article of clothing that is dull reddish-purple. Today it is my socks.
When I am a zombie, I shall wear green.

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A little history for people who I haven't told this to: Detroit and environs has almost no public transportation whatsoever. This is because it is built on cars, hence the "Motor City" nickname. Specifically, on Ford factories, and Henry Ford, being intelligent, decided to pay his workers enough so that they could buy the cars they made. This led to Detroit not needing any buses or subways because everyone had cars because everyone worked at Ford and was paid well.
So it's a good thing that I can ride my bike to the Gap, because I don't have a driver's license yet and I might be getting a job there. I have an interview tomorrow. They don't pay as well as Ford factories did before the recession, so I won't be able to buy their $30 jeans. This isn't a problem, because I don't buy $30 jeans. Mine cost $5 and come from K-Mart, where I also applied.

Also, I encourage everyone to check out Morris Kelp. He is my uncle and does music-type things. You click on his graphics to hear songs. My personal favorite is "Larry the Bugman". His name is not actually Morris Kelp. I'm not going to tell you what it is.

And for those who are interested, I finally got the pictures of myself and various other things back from developing. They came out looking like CRAP because I can't take pictures. I'll post them anyway, but I'm going to steal my little brother's digital camera and take some pictures of myself and my feet that do not suck.

these are my private things, here they are against the wall

Whilst up at Central, I took some pictures. The pictures came out looking, seriously, like crap. This may be because I used a cheap disposable camera and gave them to CVS for developing, or because I am just bad at taking pictures. Therefore, these are for reference to people who want to know what I, my friends, and my environs look like. 'Cause I know what alla youze look like, but for the most part you don't know what I look like. SO HERE.

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Someday I'm going to wrest my little brother's digital camera from him and try to take some decent pictures.