Dogs go to heaven, pigs go to hell
Apr. 23rd, 2007 11:29 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
I'm not gonna laugh,
You're out living it up today,
I've got dues to pay
This journal is going on semi-hiatus until the following tasks are finished:
--Paper on cat macros for Folklore class
--Poems edited and essay written for Creative Poetry portfolio
--Journal entries for Modern Literature finished
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Date: 2007-04-24 03:58 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-04-24 04:12 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-04-24 07:09 pm (UTC)This only feeds the false hope that I will someday be able to parlay my love of Internets culture into a valid academic career.
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Date: 2007-04-25 05:46 am (UTC)(you can read my folklore writeups, all... nineteen of them, if you like...)
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Date: 2007-04-25 05:53 am (UTC)would love to read yours. *makes gimme hands*
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Date: 2007-04-26 01:42 am (UTC)Bart: "We're the MTV generation."
Lisa: "We feel neither highs nor lows."
Homer: "Really? What's it like?"
Lisa: "Eh."
Oh, by the way, the episode with the weasel quote ("it's what separates us from the animals") was on last night. Had me on the floor in hysterics.
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Date: 2007-04-26 01:42 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-04-26 08:21 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-04-26 08:47 pm (UTC)I must go eat some dry ramen with soy sauce. Breakfast of champions.
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Date: 2007-04-26 10:22 pm (UTC)Dry ramen with soy sauce comes from the same sort of culinary desperation that creates combinations such as spaghetti sandwiches and Lucky Charms in orange juice. I'mma go try some right now.
After trying said ramen dish
Date: 2007-04-26 10:27 pm (UTC)Re: After trying said ramen dish
Date: 2007-04-27 10:39 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-04-27 10:39 pm (UTC)Once upon a time (summer 1986) I had a pickled mudpuppy in a jar that I kept in my room (a science counselor at the summer day camp in S'fld I went to didn't need it anymore and said I could have it) until my mom finally came close to throwing up as she walked past my open door on her way out in the morning to get some coffee and made me throw it out. I believe soon after that we got a fishtank. Then the dog era began. (They're their own kind of mudpuppy.)
New recipe to try: a ramen milkshake. Hit the noodle bag with a hammer a few times, throw it in the blender, add whatever condiment packets you've got in the fridge, and enjoy.