Hug me, kiss me, suck my juices squeezed from goblin fruits for you.

[kleenexwoman]

Roomies have commenced upon an all-night Nickelodeon marathon in the dorm, so I must study phrenology and hysteria in the dorm lounge, where nobody ever goes. God, these books are great. I've found three, one of which is just a collection of Victorian medical papers about mental illnesses--there's even a little chart. I now have a new excuse to prod my head. "I'm learning about my character flaws!"
Victoriana Class is now my favorite class. We're doing poetry; right now it's Robert Browning, with "Goblin Market" by Christina Rossetti to break it up a little. Prof. Alton has encouraged me to find textual evidence in "Porphyria's Lover" that "the moment she was mine, mine, fair/Perfectly pure and good" indicates that he strangled her at the moment of orgasm, and that the Duke in "My Last Duchess" had his lady killed because he thought she was having an affair with a man of lower rank, not just because he was a snob and she wasn't. I also appear to be the first person to ever compare "Goblin Market" to "Labyrinth." (We must not look at goblin men. Especially not at their bulging, Spandex-covered fruits.)

Ah, what was the point of this extra little entry? Yes, I remember! Valentine's Day challenge for me! evillunch has embarked upon one, and I feel I ought to do something special too.

Here's mine: I will write a little poem, a couplet, quatrain, limerick, or haiku, about your choice of kink, fetish, or pairing, for the first fourteen people that comment here. Or whoever after that, really. I will attempt to do it by Valentine's Day, and post the results then.

Comments

[pinglederry.livejournal.com]

This may not be very creative, but I'd love something House/Wilson. Anything. It can be smutty or silly or fluffy or pr0n-y or metaphysical...y or whatever. Or even nonsensical. ^__^

Cuddy/Cameron and dark.

Doc/Marty and playing up the whole father/son aspect (I've always seen Doc as much more of a father to Marty than George).

Young!Biff/George.

Ooh, or Jekyll/Hyde (I don't think I've ever seen this). I can't think of any way that that wouldn't be dark and twisted and stuff.

Щк нщг сщгдв цкшеу ыщьуерштп фищге нщг фтв ьу...

Whoops. That was supposed to be in english, wasn't it? Darn. Dang macs and their awesome irritating interchangeable keyboards... Well, the actual writing's in english, so you could always try to code-break it if you get bored...

Hee... I just realized I could so use this to write rude things about people without them knowing (although I didn't do that above, that was just a story request). *ponder*

[kleenexwoman.livejournal.com]

Hmm. I'm going to combine as many of these as I possibly can in as many ways as I can possibly think of.

I can't tell what Щк нщг сщгдв цкшеу ыщьуерштп фищге нщг фтв ьу means. I fiddled with it in Notepad and Word and everything. You and your gadgets that have no other purpose than to confuse me...

[pinglederry.livejournal.com]

That sounds interesting...

^___^

Oh. Well, the russian letters correspond to the normal keys on the keyboard, and щ = o. Hope that helps...

*evil chuckle*