Fuck You, I'm a Robot

But they should still work, I guess. Actually, I don't think they'll work. It's more of a way to tell people that I like them and that I don't want them to die.

...if you send one. They sound lovely.

I wish I had a car. I wish I had a girlfriend that lived near me. I wish I'd never broken up with Tammy. I wish Boyd would call me. I wish I had more of an inclination to hang out with people in real life, because I haven't seen any of my real-life friends in a while, but I'm too lazy to try to call them and make plans. I wish my parents weren't crazy. I wish I lived closer to people I like. I wish I had my own apartment. I wish I knew that everyone I like liked me back.

I like you. I love you. You have my undying devotion and the promise that I'll still kick Tammy's ass if she messes with your head more. You shouldn't regret breaking up with her as you know you can't live up to her expectations of a relationship. No one can, love. And it's because you have a much more realistic view of relationships than she does. *huggles you tight*