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Date:
2005-08-13 12:05 am (UTC)
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The Simpsons, 2F03, "Treehouse of Horror V":
The rest of the family sit around peacefully eating dinner. Outside the door, Homer chops his way in with an axe.
[Homer chops through door]
Homer: Heeeere's Johnny!
[camera pulls back to reveal empty room]
Homer: D'oh!
[Homer chops through another door]
Homer: Daaaaavid Letterman!
Abe: Hi David, I'm Grampa.
Homer: D'oh!
[Homer chops through another door]
Homer: [holding a ticking stopwatch] I'm Mike Wallace, I'm Morley
Safer, and I'm Ed Bradley. All this and Andy Rooney tonight on
"60 Minutes"!
Family: Aah!
(thanks to snpp.com)
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Date: 2005-08-13 12:05 am (UTC)The rest of the family sit around peacefully eating dinner. Outside the door, Homer chops his way in with an axe.
[Homer chops through door]
Homer: Heeeere's Johnny!
[camera pulls back to reveal empty room]
Homer: D'oh!
[Homer chops through another door]
Homer: Daaaaavid Letterman!
Abe: Hi David, I'm Grampa.
Homer: D'oh!
[Homer chops through another door]
Homer: [holding a ticking stopwatch] I'm Mike Wallace, I'm Morley
Safer, and I'm Ed Bradley. All this and Andy Rooney tonight on
"60 Minutes"!
Family: Aah!
(thanks to snpp.com)