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Sometimes, I swear to god that my little brother's life is some sort of long-running, punk-themed sitcom, and that I'm just a side character with her not-as-well-rated spin-off. The past few days of his involvement in my life has included:
--his new band, Stabbed in the Face, named after what the former singer (a girl named White Power Linda) did to her boyfriend, the drummer
--Anal Cunt not showing up at the first Stabbed in the Face concert due to their guitarist being arrested
--$3,000 worth of gold chains found on the floor of the bar after a fight broke out due to extreme disappoinment at the lack of Anal Cunt and some misunderstanding about skinheads
--selling the smallest gold chain for $360
--discovering that the rest of them, at his house in Detroit, might have been eaten by the cat
--a high-speed chase down Grand River
--Detroit cops who let us go when they realized that we didn't have any drugs on us they could confiscate
--discovering that the person who reported the cat's gold ingestion was in fact a crustie junkie who probably stole the chains
--lots and lots of alcohol

I went to a meeting of a "gender non-conformists" group and met some really nice people and also started to learn how to sew, but there aren't any punk bands, gold chains, cops, or cats involved in that.

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I'm sure some of the people in your group have cats? So there might at least have been cats involved.

Perhaps next time they'll bring them to the group. I would like to cuddle a cat that I'm certain doesn't have $3000 worth of gold in its belly.

Wow. Just wow. I'm going to cuddle the puppy now.

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I can't think of anything constructive to say, so I'll just say 'I like this post'.

I like this post.

As someone who sews, I second the idea of not combining cats or gold chains with sewing.

love it. brian's such a character. he tells people i'm his cousin.

I think you are. By adoption? Or something.

Wow, that sounds like a lot. Was the group at Affirmations?

Yeah! It was so great. I'm really pleased that I finally got myself up to go.

I've been planning on going there, but just haven't had the opportunity. Mebbe next week I'll go with you (Thursdays at 7, right?)

Yep! I try to get there early to figure out parking and look through their library. They have a library. Call me and let me know :)

Yeah, they do. It's awesome.

Wow. That sounds like every other weekend of my-life-before-my-marriage. LOL

Oh, lol, I remember hearing about White Power Linda. Great name, that.

So write the sitcom!