zombie meme

[kleenexwoman]

You are in a mall when the zombies attack. You have: one weapon, one song blasting on the speakers, one famous person to fight alongside you. (Weapon can be real or fictional; you may assume endless ammo if applicable. Person can be real or fictional.)

Song: "Shut Me Up," Mindless Self-Indulgence, because it pumps you up and gives you energy. (Later to be switched to "Don't Make Me Kill You Again" by the Groovie Ghoulies if we get tired or bored.)

Cherry Darling from Planet Terror for both person and weapon. (I would also get an ice scraper. One with a really strong, extendable handle with a rubber gripper, and a really sharp, strong blade. Because I'm an ice scraper ninja.)

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In other news, I just put on the A/C for the first time this year.

Comments

[josephwaldman.livejournal.com]

Weapon: gun. ("The Declaration of Independence makes a difference." -- Melville)

Song: What Goes On, The Velvet Underground

Famous person: Joseph Stalin. (Fuck you. He beat Hitler. He's my fetish, okay?)

[dr-ninjapants.livejournal.com]

I like your answers, they are awesome.

You need an ice scraper ninja icon!!!

[anivad.livejournal.com]

Person: Marvin the Paranoid Android

Weapon: The Point of View Gun.

Song: So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish.

Depressed zombies ftw. \o/

[josephwaldman.livejournal.com]

Wait, I didn't realize I was in a mall. Lemme change my answers:

Weapon: golf clubs from a sporting good store (kudos to Genghis Khan in Bill & Ted.

Song: that one hit that Tiffany had.

Famous person: Silent Bob.

[neverreal.livejournal.com]

Great choice for the weapon/person!