Tweets for Today

[kleenexwoman]

• 21:16 Asked to judge cock size of total stranger in computer lab to settle bet. Computer lab not appropriate place to debate size of junk >:[ #
• 21:21 Ran into nun-catapult boy again! Woldt = good place to meet people. #
• 22:14 Not sure whether Napoleon/Illya or Brock Samson/Molotov Cocktease is hotter Russo-American relationship. #
• 22:42 Hate wearing bras, hate not wearing bras. Considering taking mother up on offer of reduction surgery before I get cancer. FLATNESS IS GOOD #
• 23:33 Leaving off work for the night; must get up at 7 AM to finish by 5 PM. Sigh. #

TRYING THIS OUT

Comments

[josephwaldman.livejournal.com]

Give the dude an expensive red sports car, a coupon for hair plugs, and a total snicker behind his back, is what I'd do . . .

My candidate for the Russo-American thing: Susan Eisenhower (granddaughter of Ike) (I met her at a seminar once; very cool lady, exceedingly knowledgable), married to a Russian scholar whose name escapes me right now. One of those weird Cold War relationships that somehow blossomed 'cross the divide.

[blueeye-jedi.livejournal.com]

Even when you're kinda flat you still get pokey, *and* padded bras are needed to fill out a surprising lot of clothing--or alterations are needed. Blergh.