Tweets for Today

[kleenexwoman]

• 21:16 Asked to judge cock size of total stranger in computer lab to settle bet. Computer lab not appropriate place to debate size of junk >:[ #
• 21:21 Ran into nun-catapult boy again! Woldt = good place to meet people. #
• 22:14 Not sure whether Napoleon/Illya or Brock Samson/Molotov Cocktease is hotter Russo-American relationship. #
• 22:42 Hate wearing bras, hate not wearing bras. Considering taking mother up on offer of reduction surgery before I get cancer. FLATNESS IS GOOD #
• 23:33 Leaving off work for the night; must get up at 7 AM to finish by 5 PM. Sigh. #

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