Writer's Block: Apocalypse now?

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If I really thought the world would end, I'd be skipping work to go join my uncles, aunts, and cousins at Relay for Life, which is happening literally in my backyard. But the world isn't ending, and I can't skip work, so I went to keep them company for an hour before work and I shall visit them again after work.