hey white boy, what you doin' uptown? hey white boy, you come chasin' all our women around?

What am I doing that's productive? I'm making a big deal about whether it's valid to read a character as queer (on a board where you can't type "queer" because it gets filtered out, so you have to write "qu33r" instead, which lends the whole thing a weird air of 3dginess) and whether everyone else is just being heteronormative meanies. The way this is going, I'm either going to flounce pretty soon, get banned (not the first time!), or we're going to make such a big kerfuffle that the authors will notice and give the main character a boyfriend (they gave him a girlfriend and saved another character from death because of this board. It could happen! Not likely, but it could!).
Update: I FLOUNCED. MY FIRST TIME EVER. And then I made this.

Oh, and I'm also trying to introduce the idea that Illya Kuryakin could totes be a stoner, maaaaaan.

Clearly, I mainly want to smoke up and get laid.

I'm also doing the crack_van thing for June for Man from UNCLE. So far I've recced Aching Like Birds. Three more to go and I can't remember for the life of me which ones I was going to do.