Tweets for Today

Things too trivial to make entirely new posts for:

• 17:42 Convinced Non-Western Lit prof to let me bake a cake for my term paper. \o/ A winner is me. #
• 22:43 Hot chocolate is tasty, but does less to warm you up than a sock full of rice. Solution: Fill clothes with rice, put in microwave. #
• 01:01 @drworm says that I am a "crazy shiny diamond." *glistens manically* #
• 02:54 FUCK IT'S COLD OUTSIDE MY FINGERS HAVE DROPPED OFF. AM TYPING WITH TOES #
• 03:35 This is a test. #