I had a dream last night, the world was set on fire

I don't dream very much anymore. Oh sure, I have daydreams almost incessantly, and I have little "bedtime stories" I tell myself that I'm never going to write down because they're stupid. But actual dreams where my brain just lets everything go are rare.
I had a month's worth tonight. I memorialize them here because I want to remember my dreams.

( Febrile unconscious fantasies )

More sages_of_chaos stuff that amused me (I'm sure you're all getting very tired of this stuff by now, but blah blah bear with me):
They have a Marty, and he's just as bad at figuring shit out on roleplay as he is in the movie. (Ooh, and also, Doc needs GiR as an assistant. Please. Pleeeeeease. TACOS!!!!!)
Now what this community needs is a Crispin character. Any character. Really. Even, like, Bartleby, who prefers not to ask questions anyway. That, and Herbert West. Ooh, and Johnny the Homicidal Maniac. And Hiro Protagonist, which I think I could pull off if I knew more about coding and Japanese swordplay. They've already got a Dr. House, along with talking Vicodin pills. Inanimate objects are a new fad.
The cool thing about it the community is that it's very loose in terms of posting. People have shown up once or twice purely for amusement value and comedy gold-making, or just to get their two cents in. Actually, I think that's what most people do. But it's kind of addictive, especially when you can't help giving really bad advice to your favorite characters.