Today was not as bad as I expected it to be. Actually, it was friggin' GREAT.

Went to Uncle Gary's house tonight to watch "Outfoxed", a documentary on how Fox News distorts its information. There were about twenty people there, mostly Gary's intellectual friends. We sat in the basement and watched the DVD on folding chairs. I felt like I was doing something subversive and important.
The documentary was very good, although I really knew what it was saying already. What, Fox News doesn't always tell the truth? I am amazed.
There was a videoconference on MoveOn.Org afterwards, with the director of the movie and Al Franken. I typed in a few questions about the effectiveness of humor to get a point of view across, and it showed up on the map but they never answered it.

Earlier today...
( Cut for personal, introspective stuff about sex )

Anyway, here's some nice juicy fanfic ideas.

VH1 clip shows slash. Michael Ian Black must find another nice D-list celebrity to hook up with.

A crossover with Y Tu Mama Tambien and the third Harry Potter movie. Just because Alfonso Cuaron is cool.

Ozzy Osbourne as a Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. I don't mean stuttering old fogey MTV sitcom Ozzy, I mean early Ozzy, where he was a brilliant shrieking guitarist who bit the heads off bats and snorted coke and fire ants in equal proportions and pretended to worship Satan. Black Sabbath-era Ozzy.