YOU'RE RUINING MY PLAY!!!!!

I have been working my culo off for the One-Act Play festival. Just so everybody knows, it is Tuesday, May 11th, at 7 P.M., at Harrison High School on 12 Mile between Orchard and Middlebelt, at the auditorium at the back. Tickets are $5 at the door.
My play is the parody of Romeo and Juliet. Neil "Mr. Negativity" Schlick is William Shakespeare, and future Broadway star Stephanie Weesies is Juliet. It's incredibly, superbly, piss-your-pantaloons funny.
The other plays are good too.
"Soap Opera Influenza" is damn funny. We had a dress rehearsal yesterday at a weird time--4 to 7 PM. Very random. I came home and immediately went to sleep, I was that exhausted.
At least Mr. Mullen showed me how to work the lights. That was cool.

Weird thing happened to me yesterday.
BB: Random blonde girl in the hall
Me: Me.

BB: You're ugly.
Me: Um, so are you.
BB: Well, that means that you're really ugly if I'm ugly.
Me: Ok.
BB: You're too fat. And your eyebrows meet in the middle.
Me: Um...Well, you're too skinny. And anyway, plucked eyebrows are unnatural.
BB: Oh, you wanna fight? Huh?
Me: I don't usually, but if you insist...
BB: SHRIEK!!!!! (runs behind a football player)

I kind of resent being pulled into these random shows of aggression, but they're sort of fun when they do happen.