Amerikan Idols--But I'm A Monotheist!

So very very amusing. What makes it even worse is that I can't tell who's bad and who's not. I'm so f'ing tone deaf.

I want to go on and sing very, very bad, and then when Simon tells me that he has heard lichen with better voices than me I will say "Ooh! Thank you!" and jump up and down and hug him like a little girl.