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How tall should they be?

Tall enough to go on rollercoasters with me.

What should they weigh?

Bigger than a breadbox but smaller than a Toyota.

What hair color should they have?

I don't really care as long as I can rub their head.

What kind of personality should they have?

B, phlegmatic, or hovering around INTP or INTJ.

Older or younger?

Somewhere around the same age for a primary; older than me, but not old enough to be my parent for a secondary.

Serious or carefree?

What, about everything? People who feel the same way about everything are not interesting.

Spontainous or hesitant?

See above. And "spontaneous" seems to be spelled wrong.

Brutally honest or tight-lipped?

TACT ISN'T METAL. (also, I don't want to kiss people who are tight-lipped. That's not fun.)

Beautiful or intelligent?

Wasn't this the same question answered in The Wife of Bath's Tale? No, that was faithfulness...intellect, anyway; brains last, beauty doesn't.

Movie or a restuarnt?

Movie. We can fill up on popcorn and JuJubes.

What film actor should they most be like?

Crispin Glover, though I wouldn't say no to someone who vaguely resembled Jeff Combs. Rowr.

What singer should they most be like?

~~GG Allin~~ Nick Drake, without the crushing, suicidal depression. Or Donald Fagen without the perfectionism.

Should they make all the money?

It's probably a good idea, because I have doubts about my earning power. Or, if they want to stay home and create while I bring home the bacon, should be satisfied with an English professor's salary because that's probably the closest to professionalism I'm ever going to get.

Do they need to cook?

This would be helpful, because I can't do much in the kitchen except for eggs and grilled cheese sandwiches. Or we can order out.

What is their best body part?

Frontal lobes.

What body part do you not care about?

Genitalia. No, seriously.

Desk job or physical labour?

Desk job. (This sounds vaguely dirty the more I think about it.)

What car should they drive?

A giant mechanical trilobite. Or something with a decent ventilation system, a good stereo, and a soft, roomy backseat.

What one thing completely turns you off?

Being insulted.

What one thing completely turns you on?

~~Being tied up~~ Androgyny.

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No ride to game, so I'm actually going to get to watch "Kidnapped"! Yay! And do my homework, of course, but that's not as exciting. I get to write a 3-to-5 page paper about Beowulf, using the school of psychological criticism. Get out the Jung, kids.

Most of today was taken up by entertaining Neal's child, Killian. We looked at pictures of trilobites, opabinias, wiwaxias, and hallucigenias for about three hours (I woke up late) before I got tired and sent him to bother the grown-ups. I like little kids if they're not tearing around the house screaming, but only for short periods of time.

The adorable opabinia!