1) "Fucker Johnson" would make an excellent hardcore porno name.
2) Of course, Emperor Joshua. Ah, wot fun he was.
3) You can never go wrong with Jefferson. "We are all Democrats; we are all Republicans" -- man, you cross-breed that sentiment with "E Pluribus Unum," ain't nothing on earth can stop it.
4) "Sir Isaac's legs are HURTING!"
5) Rene Descartes was a drunken fart ("I drink; therefore, I am").
6) How big, precisely, is said intellectual hard-on?
7) William Jennings Bryan and Charles Darwin in a cage match would be a sight to see, indeed. To determine who was more thick-headed, stubborn and simian is well beyond the range of this writer.
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Date: 2006-09-05 06:53 am (UTC)2) Of course, Emperor Joshua. Ah, wot fun he was.
3) You can never go wrong with Jefferson. "We are all Democrats; we are all Republicans" -- man, you cross-breed that sentiment with "E Pluribus Unum," ain't nothing on earth can stop it.
4) "Sir Isaac's legs are HURTING!"
5) Rene Descartes was a drunken fart ("I drink; therefore, I am").
6) How big, precisely, is said intellectual hard-on?
7) William Jennings Bryan and Charles Darwin in a cage match would be a sight to see, indeed. To determine who was more thick-headed, stubborn and simian is well beyond the range of this writer.
8) There is no #8