I first read "culinary" as "coronary." Weird. Or maybe not. I need to go pop some nitroglycerin now.
(And to all male readers out there who want some quick amusement via a snide sexist joke, remember always that there are only six things that a woman really wants: chocolate, stuffed animals, flowers, diamonds, orgasms, and having things purchased for them. So the ideal Valentine's Day gift for your snuggly-wuggly would have been an overpriced, diamond-studded, rose-scented, chocolate-dipped teddy bear with a battery pack so that it can also serve as a vibrator. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go run and hide before kleenexwoman wallops me in the gonads with a ten-pound psych textbook.)
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Date: 2006-02-17 06:41 pm (UTC)(And to all male readers out there who want some quick amusement via a snide sexist joke, remember always that there are only six things that a woman really wants: chocolate, stuffed animals, flowers, diamonds, orgasms, and having things purchased for them. So the ideal Valentine's Day gift for your snuggly-wuggly would have been an overpriced, diamond-studded, rose-scented, chocolate-dipped teddy bear with a battery pack so that it can also serve as a vibrator. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go run and hide before kleenexwoman wallops me in the gonads with a ten-pound psych textbook.)