let's make some stars
Nov. 17th, 2005 04:37 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
kleenexwomanMinor memetic object: I stole this from Jack Masters. I admire this man. He is the next step in human evolution.
First name: Rachel
Last name: Weisserman
Aliases: Kleenexwoman, the Woman of Kleenex, Rewind10, Veronica Richards, Devo, Dr. Thora Mordid, Sweet Pea, Mini-Weasel, Chel-chan
What I would have been named if I was a boy: William
However, what I was supposed to have been named in the event that I was a girl: Susan
So we'll never really know, will we: Just ask my parents
Age: 19
Height: Relative
Favorite color: Green
Favorite movie: "Pi," by Darren Aronofsky
Favorite book, fiction: "The New York Trilogy," Paul Auster
Favorite book, nonfiction: "Extraordinary Popular Delusions and the Madness of Crowds," Mackay
Favorite song: "At the Chime of a City Clock," Nick Drake
Favorite album: "Tommy," by the Who
Favorite band: Oingo Boingo
Favorite TV show: Yellowjacket Greenapple, P.I.
Favorite TV show, not counting total run length as a decision factor: Venture Brothers
Favorite TV show, counting total run length as a factor again but not as much: Futurama
Favorite soup: Clam chowder
Favorite food which I am not too lazy to prepare: Egg mess of anticipatory dread
Favorite season: Fall
Why: Because I like the smell of rotting leaves and cigarette smoke
Favorite comic: The Perry Bible Fellowship
Second favorite comic: A Lesson Is Learned But The Damage Is Irreversible
Favorite imaginary comic: Kenny and Styrix
Third favorite comic: Nine Planets Without Intelligent Life
How many books on my desk: 21
Not counting comics: 19
Or notebooks: 15
Or books which are actually textbooks: 9
Or other class books: 6
Or the book that's less of a book and more of a teddy bear: 8
Or books given to me by either Storm or![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
ghostgecko: 4
Or books which I feel guilty about not reading yet: 3
Or books of short stories by authors I like which aren't that good, really: 2
Or books which are big vanity projects by Harlan Ellison: Still 2
Or books bought because Ruthless Reviews said to: 1
Or books which have been bought to replace a lost beloved copy: 0
What else is on my desk: My wallet, an envelope without anything in it, some CDs people burned for me, sticky tack, my hat, possibly my watch, a piece of red velvet cake, not enough change for a Coke, my printer
What's on the floor: Clothes, my backpack, food, assorted bags of things, my roommate, her boyfriend, I don't know what that is
What's on the wall: A mirror, Lew's letter to me, Jeff Combs' autograph, a poster which I didn't buy and which my roommate says she didn't buy either
What's on the other wall: Fake wallpaper
What's on the other other wall: Paint, the phone, the door, some notes that don't have telephone numbers on them
What's on the other other other wall: A window, a fish, a pot of mold
What's on the ceiling: Pipes, a fluorescent light which is no longer green, hooks with a lampshade, dots
Where did that poster come from: Maybe it's a ghost
Lights: Unnatural
Favorite method of greeting strangers: Mumble mumble thought you were clever in class mumble mumble can I buy you a Coke mumble mumble please don't stare at me I'm sorry I'll go away now
Handedness: Hurts
Color vision: OK
Last thing I can remember making me laugh: This article about bullies on SomethingAwful
Would I take initiative in a crisis: No, I would curl up in a ball in the corner and wait for someone to tell me what to do
Do I think the phrase "jumped the shark" is overused: Probably, but I don't really care
Am I typing this just to see myself type: If I wanted to do that, I'd be working on my paper or something
Name: Yes please
Where da board at: Outside the door
What's the difference between tomato sauce and salt: A fetus
How dark does dark blue have to be in order for it to be dark: No moon
Do I wish I were this man: Yes, although I'm not referring to the original picture
What was that thing in Harry Potter called: DEAD
That thing in Dumbledore's office: A penis
Here are some images that I have messed around with on Paint. I have better ones somewhere.
Was Not Was
The Who, Tommy
GhostGecko
DrWorm
Nightshade/Nyghtshayde
I've created a new type of semi-random faux-memetic poetry. Here's how it works:
Step 1: You use this haiku generator:
to create a line. You put that line into Microsoft Excel or another grid program, putting one word in each cell on the first row of the X axis.
Step 2: Do it again, and put a sentence into the cells of the first row on the Y axis.
Obviously, these steps are just ways to get two starting sentences. Use any method you want, really. I suggest song lyrics as well, putting your playlist on shuffle and using a line.
Step 3: Fill in the blanks with interesting words to create a rectangular poem that can be read in rows or columns. It's quite challenging to try to create gramatically correct sentences.
Here is mine:
I don't know how to do tables in HTML.
*
By the way, you get really weird results when you Google your friends' names in a fit of loneliness. Just saying.
First name: Rachel
Last name: Weisserman
Aliases: Kleenexwoman, the Woman of Kleenex, Rewind10, Veronica Richards, Devo, Dr. Thora Mordid, Sweet Pea, Mini-Weasel, Chel-chan
What I would have been named if I was a boy: William
However, what I was supposed to have been named in the event that I was a girl: Susan
So we'll never really know, will we: Just ask my parents
Age: 19
Height: Relative
Favorite color: Green
Favorite movie: "Pi," by Darren Aronofsky
Favorite book, fiction: "The New York Trilogy," Paul Auster
Favorite book, nonfiction: "Extraordinary Popular Delusions and the Madness of Crowds," Mackay
Favorite song: "At the Chime of a City Clock," Nick Drake
Favorite album: "Tommy," by the Who
Favorite band: Oingo Boingo
Favorite TV show: Yellowjacket Greenapple, P.I.
Favorite TV show, not counting total run length as a decision factor: Venture Brothers
Favorite TV show, counting total run length as a factor again but not as much: Futurama
Favorite soup: Clam chowder
Favorite food which I am not too lazy to prepare: Egg mess of anticipatory dread
Favorite season: Fall
Why: Because I like the smell of rotting leaves and cigarette smoke
Favorite comic: The Perry Bible Fellowship
Second favorite comic: A Lesson Is Learned But The Damage Is Irreversible
Favorite imaginary comic: Kenny and Styrix
Third favorite comic: Nine Planets Without Intelligent Life
How many books on my desk: 21
Not counting comics: 19
Or notebooks: 15
Or books which are actually textbooks: 9
Or other class books: 6
Or the book that's less of a book and more of a teddy bear: 8
Or books given to me by either Storm or
ghostgecko: 4 Or books which I feel guilty about not reading yet: 3
Or books of short stories by authors I like which aren't that good, really: 2
Or books which are big vanity projects by Harlan Ellison: Still 2
Or books bought because Ruthless Reviews said to: 1
Or books which have been bought to replace a lost beloved copy: 0
What else is on my desk: My wallet, an envelope without anything in it, some CDs people burned for me, sticky tack, my hat, possibly my watch, a piece of red velvet cake, not enough change for a Coke, my printer
What's on the floor: Clothes, my backpack, food, assorted bags of things, my roommate, her boyfriend, I don't know what that is
What's on the wall: A mirror, Lew's letter to me, Jeff Combs' autograph, a poster which I didn't buy and which my roommate says she didn't buy either
What's on the other wall: Fake wallpaper
What's on the other other wall: Paint, the phone, the door, some notes that don't have telephone numbers on them
What's on the other other other wall: A window, a fish, a pot of mold
What's on the ceiling: Pipes, a fluorescent light which is no longer green, hooks with a lampshade, dots
Where did that poster come from: Maybe it's a ghost
Lights: Unnatural
Favorite method of greeting strangers: Mumble mumble thought you were clever in class mumble mumble can I buy you a Coke mumble mumble please don't stare at me I'm sorry I'll go away now
Handedness: Hurts
Color vision: OK
Last thing I can remember making me laugh: This article about bullies on SomethingAwful
Would I take initiative in a crisis: No, I would curl up in a ball in the corner and wait for someone to tell me what to do
Do I think the phrase "jumped the shark" is overused: Probably, but I don't really care
Am I typing this just to see myself type: If I wanted to do that, I'd be working on my paper or something
Name: Yes please
Where da board at: Outside the door
What's the difference between tomato sauce and salt: A fetus
How dark does dark blue have to be in order for it to be dark: No moon
Do I wish I were this man: Yes, although I'm not referring to the original picture
What was that thing in Harry Potter called: DEAD
That thing in Dumbledore's office: A penis
Here are some images that I have messed around with on Paint. I have better ones somewhere.
Was Not Was
The Who, Tommy
GhostGecko
DrWorm
Nightshade/Nyghtshayde
I've created a new type of semi-random faux-memetic poetry. Here's how it works:
Step 1: You use this haiku generator:
to create a line. You put that line into Microsoft Excel or another grid program, putting one word in each cell on the first row of the X axis.
Step 2: Do it again, and put a sentence into the cells of the first row on the Y axis.
Obviously, these steps are just ways to get two starting sentences. Use any method you want, really. I suggest song lyrics as well, putting your playlist on shuffle and using a line.
Step 3: Fill in the blanks with interesting words to create a rectangular poem that can be read in rows or columns. It's quite challenging to try to create gramatically correct sentences.
Here is mine:
I don't know how to do tables in HTML.
*
By the way, you get really weird results when you Google your friends' names in a fit of loneliness. Just saying.
