Glad to oblige--the story is by ghostgecko, and it's here: His Love I Purloineth Away (http://adultfan.nexcess.net/aff/story.php?no=25595). Enjoy. Of course, Sam isn't the only one of your co-stars that you're slashed with. In the minds of a few overimaginative fangeeks, you seem to be quite the slut.

There is nothing I like more than squicking pretend celebrities.