I was actually considering just writing a novel about the insane shit that happens in college. It'd probably be a best-seller.

And I shall certainly suggest it to her, although both of them have been whining about their lack of funds for trips to the Wayside Bar. So you may end up getting some used textbooks and cans of generic Spaghetti-Os instead. I don't think those would quite work for what you have in mind...but textbooks can be fun.