This is the funniest thing I've ever read. You have a groovy imagination. And hey, I'm a proffesor! I actually did have a day like this today, ironically... Didn't talk to Lennon, but I did get chased around my couch by a giant ladybug, who turned out to be one of my ferrets. :/ When I get it together I'll write that into a story about Syd Barrett getting chased around his couch by a ladybug that turned out to be a ferret. Or a squirrel, I know you dig squirrels. :)