he's coming

[kleenexwoman]

You better watch out
You better speak low
You better step soft
He's coming, you know
Santa Claus is tapping your wires.

He's checking his list
Of names that he makes
Your parents are spies
There are no mistakes
Santa Claus is tapping your wires.

He sees you when you're sleeping
And when you're on the john
He knows if you've been jacking off
So you better be careful and don't let on

You better watch out
You better be good
You better be careful
You know that you should
Cause Santa Claus is tapping your wires.

Comments

[cmujoiseyboy.livejournal.com]

Hi. My name is Joe K and I was in M\ss Media w/ you this semester (I was one of the other people that actually said semi-intelligent things in there). I came across your journal in cmu and decided to add you. Hope you're enjoying your break so far and have a happy holiday season.

-Joe K

btw that parody is HILARIOUS!

[cmujoiseyboy.livejournal.com]

apparantly I still can't type...but I gather you could tell I meant "Mass" Media ^_^

[kleenexwoman.livejournal.com]

Happy Holidays to you as well, and it's lovely to know you.