Well, I can't eat tootsie rolls (sugar = evil) but I did buy the t-shirt with the owl licking the tootsie pop, just because it gives ame a warm fuzzy feeling when I look down at it.
And man, you're right. Crispin has the most embaressing taste in women - he has a 14 year old closet-masturbator's taste in women. Seriously, he needs to date someone closer to his own age and with more brain cells than teeth. Or, um, me.