I learned that you can just pick up someone's foot when they're in external fixation and they don't complain and barely notice. Although that may have been the Haldol/Valium combo he was on.

Also, you can't do an eye exam on someone that sleepy.

Finally, whatever they're washing the hospital sheets in is partially Scotchgard, I'm sure of it. You're not supposed to bleed that much into a pillowcase and have nothing on the pillow. It's just weird.