Ahem. Not just any hamburgers, remember? The best goddamned hamburgers in the world, and not just because they were the only ones available at 1AM on Xmas morning.

Also, what about our fun fun fun (har har har) jaunt through the twist and turns and roundabouts of northern Macomb County?

Elephantine is a good way to describe that altar. See? Remember what I said about Fat Jesus (like Fat Elvis)? Come on! This is 2008 we're in! That fucking cross would have to be made of reinforced titanium nowadays.