Oh, for a moment I thought it was one of the old Roger Corman Poe flix. All the early-Sixties ones that Jack Nicholson was in before he became Jack Nicholson.

Is the Rachel 'fro, or what's left of it, subject to the laws of freezer thermodynamics? Or would you have to soak it in liquid nitrogen first?

Man, Poe has been done to pieces. We need to get him back to the basics. (By which I mean pure to the original manuscripts and epileptic drunk.)