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Rachel ([personal profile] kleenexwoman) wrote2008-06-22 07:45 am
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meet me in the Indian summer?

Hah. Okay. So, my Algebra class starts tomorrow instead of three weeks from tomorrow like I had planned. The good thing about this is that it's 055, which means it's all stuff I learned in the eighth grade, because my dyscalculic brain can't handle anything more complex.

Wow, okay, I was sort of joking, but I just checked the Wikipedia article for dyscalculia, and lookit all my symptoms:

* Frequent difficulties with arithmetic, confusing the signs: +, −, ÷ and ×.
* Inability to tell which of two numbers is the larger.
* Difficulty with everyday tasks like checking change and reading analog clocks. (Change, sometimes. Analog clocks, most of the time.)
* Inability to comprehend financial planning or budgeting, sometimes even at a basic level; for example, estimating the cost of the items in a shopping basket or balancing a checkbook. (This is why I get balance reports from the ATM every day.)
* Difficulty with times-tables, mental arithmetic, etc. (Actually, I'm pretty good at this because it is very very simple.)
* May do fairly well in subjects such as science and geometry, which require logic rather than formulae, until a higher level requiring calculations is obtained.
* Difficulty with conceptualizing time and judging the passing of time.
* Problems differentiating between left and right. (I just point anymore. It's easier.)
* Having a poor sense of direction (i.e., north, south, east, and west), potentially even with a compass.
* Difficulty navigating or mentally "turning" the map to face the current direction rather than the common North=Top usage.
* Having difficulty mentally estimating the measurement of an object or distance (e.g., whether something is 10 or 20 feet away).
* Inability to grasp and remember mathematical concepts, rules, formulae, and sequences.
* An inability to read a sequence of numbers, or transposing them when repeated such turning 56 into 65.
* Difficulty keeping score during games.
* Difficulty with games such as poker with more flexible rules for scoring. (I can't even remember how to play Euchre.)
* Difficulty in activities requiring sequential processing, from the physical (such as dance steps) to the abstract (reading, writing and signaling things in the right order). May have trouble even with a calculator due to difficulties in the process of feeding in variables.
* The condition may lead in extreme cases to a phobia of mathematics and mathematical devices.

ETA: I'm reminded of the stereotype of girls not being good at math. Do you think having dyscalculia is a valid condition? The result of gender-based social programming, or a shitty educational system in general? Does being verbally gifted necessarily mean being mathematically deficient? Discuss.

The class isn't very long, and there's homework, but I expect the homework won't be particularly difficult, since the syllabus lists things that I've already learned but haven't thought about for years--Order of Operations and such. Probably a refresher course, good for keeping the mind sharp during the summer but not too taxing.

I can't believe how many things I want to do right now and how many things I could do. I have novels and stories to beta-read and now a screenplay to co-write (co-adapt?) and short stories to finish and E-mails to send and vague ideas for pretentious fan essays that will just have to wait. And I'm almost done with the hardest thing I have to do for school this summer. It's due tomorrow anyway. And then I CAN LIVE AND DO THINGS.

\o/

Also, Adult Swim is tonight and Seth and I have a bunch of movies that need watched before we incur massive late fees at the video store. BAD US. Um, we watched Wonder Boys, which was unexpectedly funny, and Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, which was an excellent postmodern parody of the noir genre, and then...well, we've been lying around watching movies and going out for walks and generally luxuriating in having the apartment to ourselves, since Sammi is gone for the next three weeks. Also, I have to clean the litterbox. :/ Because I am taking care of the cats now, you see.

[identity profile] josephwaldman.livejournal.com 2008-06-22 02:31 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't doubt it. And Caveman Oog wasn't clubbing Cavewoman Ooga and dragging her by the hair; he was running out of the cave once a month to go hang out at the neighborhood bar with Fred and Barney, because hell hath no fury like a menstrual Neanderthal.

[identity profile] kleenexwoman.livejournal.com 2008-06-22 02:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Actually, "Cavewoman Ooga" was sending "Caveman Oog" off to club Fred and Barney over their heads so that she could get rid of the surplus men and their hormonal aggression!

I have some fun anthropology books to lend you if you ever get up here.

[identity profile] josephwaldman.livejournal.com 2008-06-22 02:44 pm (UTC)(link)
To say nothing of their atrocious animation. (I never could stand most Hanna-Barbara. Scooby-Doo and Rocky & Bullwinkle were my retro 'toons of choice as a kid, and that's about it. Oh, and He-Man. Yes, I was three years old and stupid in 1983. I'm sure you've got some similar skeletons in yer cartoon closet.)

Can I use them to make fire? Or fashion a primitive hammer with?

[identity profile] kleenexwoman.livejournal.com 2008-06-22 02:49 pm (UTC)(link)
I was very fond of a Saturday morning cartoon called "Super Chicken."

Can I use them to make fire? Or fashion a primitive hammer with?
Yes. No. They're paperbacks. Ah, that's right, only cavewomen have the power of verbal skills. Okay, we're keeping the magic paper inside the cave where you can't get to it.

[identity profile] josephwaldman.livejournal.com 2008-06-22 02:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Fine with me. I'll be outside on my primitive toilet with my own magic paper (the Sunday Times) and a cup of coffee. Manliness! (I kid you not, most of my memories of my father when I was a kid involve him coming home from work and spending three hours in the can reading the paper. That was it.)

I assume you're familiar with retrojunk.com?