Pffft. Yeah, like the way they live their lives is in any way in line with authentic Jewish tradition (biblical or cultural). Gimme Oak Park Jews any day of the week. Well, not the Hasidim, but the good solid almost working-class salt of the earth types.

I wish my hair were a bit more like yours. I know it's probably a bitch to deal with in the morning, but at least it's all-out curly, and therefore somewhat manageable because it's compact and fairly uniform. Mine is somewhat frizzy but it puffs up in ungodly ways, and I have never been able to get it cut in a way that makes it work. It should either be frizzier or else already starting to thin, and it ain't gonna do either anytime soon.

I've probably told you this before, but my grandparents were nominally Orthodox, went to shul regularly and all that, but they lived in Georgia, and there was no way on earth they were gonna keep kosher. I recall holiday meals where the main courses were matzoh-ball soup, brisket, and a big platter of ham.