My best friend is a biomedical engineering grad student, and his big project involves bull semen, his experiments with which he has shown me many hilarious videos of. I have this sick desire sometimes to take a sample of my own, um, fluid and look at it under a microscope. Just for fun, y'know. And to see if all their heads look like mine.

Mmm . . . fresh-cooked pasties for dinner tonite. (The Cornish meat pie, that is; not the sparkly nipple covers strippers use. Although that deserves an "mmm", too.)