Mmm . . . brownies. I hope of course that they were made with that one special extra ingredient?

I'm reminded all of a sudden of the "Town Talk" segment of UHF (which we must get together and watch sometime). "Lesbian Nazi hookers abducted by aliens and forced into weight-loss programs. All next week, on 'Town Talk'!" *gets hit over the head with a folding chair by a Klansman*