Ooh, dirty jokes. Share, share. I haven't heard any good new ones in probably six months.

I never got the whole "counting sheep" thing. Every time I tried it, my brain got too overexcited and visual, and it just kept me awake. Then I thought maybe the secret was just in the counting, but no -- the numbers started popping up visually, and I found I couldn't stop, and before I knew it I'd been awake all night. If I'm wired and really can't conk out the only things that work area knockout pill or else some, um, natural self-relaxation methods. If you get my drift.

*throws a handful of popcorn at your mouth because I've got too much of it*