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[kleenexwoman]

I'm pretty sure that at one point in my life, some old gypsy woman in my family, most likely angered by my parents' cavalier attitudes to their cultural responsibilities, pointed a withered, gnarled finger at me and muttered, "May she be forever entangled with redheads!" Because it always happens.
I think that if my love life imploded tomorrow and I had to find another boyfriend/girlfriend, I would be incapable of dating a blonde or a brunette. It would just be too weird. My brain would say "Not for you." (Blondes and brunettes belong together in color-mixed pairs. Otherwise you can't tell them apart. I'm serious, I sometimes have shitty face-recognition skills.)

How many of you guys have red hair?

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[kleenexwoman.livejournal.com]

The U.N.: world's most powerful hook-up club. I always wanted to do Model Illuminatus, but my school didn't bite.

[josephwaldman.livejournal.com]

Come on, don't tell me the representatives from Israel, Saudi Arabia, and the Vatican don't sometimes get drunk at the end of the week and spend all three of their sabbaths in a huge super-illicit menage a trois. Actually, that would make for a good dirty story. You wanna write it, or should we collaborate?