Am I the last person in the world under the age of 35 or so who still hasn't seen The Matrix? I saw about one third of it over the millennial New Year before passing out on my basement floor into a pizza-and-champagne-induced coma, and I've never bothered to watch the rest of it.

You should do a project on how Dick tended to use the same plot backgrounds over and over again, with only the characters at the front of it engaging in any movement whatsoever. Zoinks!

Did I ever tell you about the Mystery Machine van that used to be in my neighborhood?