Superbowl Sunday is like an excuse for nerds not to do anything useful.

It's very much like Jews on Christmas. Used to be (in Europe) we'd go around sneaking into churches and pilfering communion wafers to take back to our lairs and torture. Now we just eat Chinese, start tallying the receipts from all those blessed holidays sales to the goyim, and alternate between fiendish cackling and obnoxious throat-clearing.