Cauliflower is delicious. How can you not like cauliflower? It's like a beautiful, lumpy, fiber-filled blank canvas for Velveeta.

I was thinking of going kosher, but then I realized that I have absolutely no real reason to besides to conform to dietary rules which are economically obsolete, and also that it would be a huge pain in the ass. Kosher laws pretty much revolve around non-vegan items anyway, so I'm safe!