Good luck. If you can hang with it I may be inspired to try it again. (Actually I've been more or less vegetarian for the last year -- no meat in mac & cheese and very little in 7/11 hotdogs.)

If you really get hungry for bacon, just rearrange the letters in a Hebrew text of Leviticus 11 (like refrigerator poetry magnets) until you wind up with something that says: "Pig is actually a vegetable. And by the way, cauliflower was a mistake. My bad.")